Monday, January 31, 2005
Today during PE one of the kids was running kind of funny in that the kid's pants were hiked up over the belly button and the kid's gait was a little odd. I called the kid over and gave their clothing the once over. The seat of the kid's pants had a weird lump in it.
At first I thought the kid had an accident but this particular kid wasn't known for that so I peeked inside. What did I spy? A play mustard bottle from the classroom play area. And the mustard bottle wasn't just in the kid's pants. It had been stuck down the kid's underwear.
I couldn't help it, I started laughing. I then informed the PE teacher what the problem was and took the kid back to the classroom so we could remove and wash the toy and so Tracey could see it. I don't think the kid was too happy, rightly figuring punishment was ahead.
We arrived at the classroom but I didn't have the kid remove the bottle because I wanted Tracey to have the full effect. She peeked in the kid's pants and had to turn her head and bite her lip to keep from laughing out loud. I wasn't quite so circumspect, I started laughing.
All was well in the end. The kid removed the toy and I took the little scamp to the bathroom to give the toy a good washing. Then I returned to PE and the kid remained in the room--missing the rest of PE and no snack afterward is a pretty good punishment.
I knew checking this kid's backpack was something that needed to be done periodically but I didn't have any idea we'd have to start searching pants. Learn something new every day.
posted by Tamara - 5:01 PM -- Link to this entry
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