Friday, August 27, 2004
Ugh, I’m Soooo Bloated
Alternate Title: "Oh, shit...fuck, oh shit, oh shit" said by tjo as she tried to fix the formatting on the title.
Well, Calvin's birthday went quite well. Although I felt he was a bit young, Mike insisted on renting a stripper to pop out of the cake. I really felt this was a bit over the top. I mean if he was 7 or 8 maybe, but hell he won't even remember this party in a year. Mike felt it would be unfair to not do it for Cal if we'd done it for Duncan. He had a point, so we paid for a stripper. Cal thought it was pretty fun at first, shouting "Boo B, Boo B!", but lost interest fairly quickly. Mike on the other hand felt her fee was a bit high, considering she had stretch marks and a C-section scar.
Well, it's been a long day and Mike asked earlier today if we could break out the locked box in the bedroom tonight if he was a "good boy" today...so I'd better cut this short. Hell, Mike just pulled out some fresh batteries out of the fridge...it's going to be a long night!
posted by Tamara - 8:19 PM -- Link to this entry
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