Tuesday, November 25, 2003
More Terrifying Tales of Calvin
The following semi-rant came to life as a ramble for Beyond Uber, the site I update four days a week. Since I frequently post stuff from my blog as rambles there I figured I could return the favor and post a ramble in my blog.
I've got a dog. He's a Chihuahua/Beagle mix and his name is Max. Well, Max is really more of a puppy but he's definitely heading into full-fledged doghood. You see he's been doing this thing lately. You know, that thing that male dogs do.... You *know*. That...*thing*. Oh, for cryin' out loud, I'll just come right out and say it. He's humping everything in sight.
Now I know that's perfectly normal behavior. I don't punish him for it. But a problem arises because when he's not violating some unsuspecting pillow, stuffed animal or leg, he rather fancies Calvin. And since we've already established that I have a twisted sense of humor and am not above laughing at my children's expense I don't always rescue Cal as quickly as I should. There's nothing quite so funny as seeing your rambunctious child, flat on the floor after a rousing game of tackle and attempt to bite the dog, starring in a re-enactment of a scene from Oz.
Mike doesn't find the whole thing as amusing as I do so if Cal should ever show up and introduce Rex the Great Dane as his new boyfriend, I'm definitely gonna get the blame.
posted by Tamara - 3:40 PM -- Link to this entry
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