Wednesday, September 10, 2003
The Joys of Growing Old
You know what I hate about growing older? Not gravity having its way with my extremities. Not the ever more prevalent gray hairs. Although I will say the gray hairs on my head have been slow in coming. Elsewhere, however.... Let's just say the carpet doesn't match the drapes anymore.
What I really hate are these tiny little hairs that have started growing out of my chin. I've counted three of the little buggers and I swear to god, they are whiskers. I can now say "not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin" and mean it. Luckily I own tweezers and know how to use them but it's still quite disconcerting to know that my hormones are abandoning my body like passengers abandoning a sinking ship and they're leaving behind whiskers. Couldn't they leave something useful like no more stretch marks? Or, better yet, my twenty-year old boobs.
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